Dad's Story Time

In honor of Father's Day, I want to write about my husband's favorite children's books.  Are you ready for this one?  Don't hold your breath...well maybe you should because these books really STINK!  Eric came home with these books and I just had to have a "Whatever" moment.

Yes, you read that right...The books are called Walter the Farting Dog and Pee-ew!  Is That You Bertie?  You see, my sweet husband is like a little kid when it comes to farting.  He laughs uncontrollably when someone makes a farting noise and he has a farting app on his phone (which he loves to hide under someone's chair and then "let it rip" when the moment is right).

It is hilarious to hear him read these books to the kids...it goes a little like this... "Bertie let rip a big one in his sister Suzy's playhouse -TRUMP.  It reeked.  Suzy was livid.  Pee-ew!  Is that you , Bertie?  You stink, smelly pants," sniffed Suzy.  I'm not the only one who stinks, thought Bertie.  When Mom farts, she coughs at the same time to cover it up.  PFOOF  When Dad lets off, he's so sneaky...HHWOOOSH...you don't know what's coming until it hits you.  Grandma's always letting go.  PLP PLP  She just blames the cat."

Eric make great sound effects.  The only problem is that the kids can't understand what he is saying because he is laughing so hard :)