Knock Knock...Who's There?

Knock, knock...who's there?
Aaron
Aaron who?
Aaron you excited to read this post?

 
April Fools is coming up...a time to play and tell jokes. Tomorrow I will share some thrilling ways to play some jokes and pranks on your family. In the mean time here are some fun Knock-knock jokes to arm yourself with and to get a good laugh :)

"Aw ha ha ha...these are so funny that is made snot come out of my nose!"

Q: "Knock, knock….Who's There?…..Ashe……Ashe who?"A: Bless you!
Q: "Knock, knock…..Who's there?…..Nobel……Nobel who?"A: "No bell, that's why I knocked!"
Q: "Knock, knock…..Who's there?…..Leaf……Leaf who?"A: Leaf me alone!
Q: "Knock, knock….Who's There?…..lettuce……lettuce who?"A: Lettuce in and you'll find out!
Q: Knock-knock…..Who's there?…..Aaron……Aaron who?A: Why Aaron you opening the door?
Q: "Knock, knock….Who's There?…..Tank……Tank Who?"A: You're welcome!
Q: "Knock, knock…..Who's there?…..Hawaii……Hawaii who?"A: "I'm fine, Hawaii you?"
Q: "Knock, knock…..Who's there?…..Orange……Orange who?"A: Orange you even going to open the door!
Q: Knock-knock…..Who's there?…..Gray Z……Gray Z who?A: Gray Z. mixed up kid.
Q: "Knock, knock….Who's There?…..Who……Who Who?"A: Is there an owl in there?
Q: "Knock, knock….Who's There?…..Anita……Anita who?"A: Anita to borrow a pencil.
Q: "Knock, knock….Who's There?…..Woo……Woo who?"A: "Don't get so excited, it's just a joke."
Q: "Knock, knock….Who's There?…..figs……Figs who?"A: "Figs the doorbell, it's broken!"
Q: "Knock, knock….Who's There?…..Boo……Boo Who?"A: Well you don't have to cry about it.
Q: "Knock, knock….Who's There?…..Theodore……Theodore who?"A: Theodore is stuck and it won't open!
Q: "Knock, knock….Who's There?…..Police……Police Who?"A: "Police let us in, it's cold out here!"
Q: Knock-knock…..Who's there?…..Amarillo……Amarillo who?A: Amarillo nice guy.
Q: Knock-knock...Who's there? ....Ivan...Ivan who? A: Ivan to suck your blood.
Q: Knock-knock...Who's there? ....Adolf...Adolf who? A: Adolf ball hit me in de mouff and dats why I talk dis way.
Q: Knock-knock...Who's there? ....Old Lady...Old Lady who? A: I didn't know you could yodel.

And my kid's all time favorite:
Q: Knock-knock...Who's there? ....I'm up...I'm up who? A: You're a WHAT???